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"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"What is now proved was once only imagined."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now."
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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."
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"It is correct that I overlooked the contamination of the party, not just now but also in the past."
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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."
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"If I were to write Web now, it would be a much, much darker book."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
Liquor

"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Comedy

"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
Car

"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
Movies

"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."
Europe

"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
Home

"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
First
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