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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'"
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"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."
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