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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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"Kung fu and soccer are the two things that I was most interested in as a child."
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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"After all these years, I'm finally into soccer. The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group - they're all around me, cheering in the hotel bars."
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"I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
Night
"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
Time
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
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