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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
Dream
"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
Wrong
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
Night
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"After all these years, I'm finally into soccer. The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group - they're all around me, cheering in the hotel bars."
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"I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star."
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Personal Development
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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Personal Development
"Kung fu and soccer are the two things that I was most interested in as a child."
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