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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all."
Emotional

"Where does personality end and brain damage begin?"
Psychology

"In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich."
Future

"I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along."
Life

"We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes."
History

"With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless."
People

"If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis."
Crisis

"Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters."
People

"When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon."
Ethics

"Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing."
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