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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"My heart is aching for the people of Nice, Italy. I am so sad that I have no words to express my frustration."
"While we tediously check our weaponry before entering into battle, do we check our hearts? For without exception, that is the greatest weapon of all."
"Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know."
"I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ."
"She danced a jig, she sung a song that took my heart away."
"Look at every path closely and deliberately, then ask ourselves this crucial question: Does this path have a heart? If it does, then the path is good. If it doesn't, it is of no use."
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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."
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