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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"When mind stuck, entertain your heart."

"The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own."

"The training of the schools should be extended to the heart as well as the mind and hand."

"Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart."

"Temptation is the fire that brings up the scum of the heart."
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."


"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."


"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."


"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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