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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own."
"The larger the state, the more callous it becomes... the colder its heart. It is also true that the bigger the corporation, the more callous its heart. But unlike the state, corporations have competition and have no police powers."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
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