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"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."
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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
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"My father started me singing in church."
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"Where I come from, you don't really talk about how much you're earning. Those things are private. My dad never told my mum how much he was earning. I'm certainly not going to tell the world. I'm doing well."
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"My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy."
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"My father was a poor man, very poor in a British colonial possession where class and race were very important."
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"I wasn't sure how my dad would react. There was an agent sitting behind them and he told me he was embarrassed to watch the scenes. My parents have always been very open. They trust my decisions."
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"My father loved people, children and pets."
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"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
Home
"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."
Being
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Age
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
Hope
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
People
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
Wife
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
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