top of page
.png){kind=small}
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
Standard
Customized
More
"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
Author Name
Personal Development
"More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad."
Author Name
Personal Development
"It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father."
Author Name
Personal Development
"And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My father wasn't a very good lawyer. He thought the law was sacred and something that was meant to help people. He didn't charge people like he should have... which is why I was allowed to play bars and strip joints when I was 14."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There will always be a father."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I'm into being a dad, that's where my focus is most of the time. I'm an actor that's my job, but it's not my life. I have a lot of other interests too."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Parents
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Age
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Opinion
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
Pet
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Marriage
bottom of page