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"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."
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"My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend."
Mother
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
Family
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Wife
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
Mother
"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
Wife
"My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet."
Father
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"I recently saw the movie about Ray Charles, and there's a scene where he falls down and the mother doesn't help him. She says, I don't want anyone to treat you like a cripple. I've fallen down before, and Molly will say, get up and just go."
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"I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him."
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"She is incredibly fit, but we remind staff that she's not just the monarch, but our mother."
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"I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. But I have two sisters and a mother, and we're Latin, so we gossip."
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"I just cleared the slate and thought of her as a mother and went from there."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"My mother was the total influence. My father was what we call a nomadic person; he was a wanderer."
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