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"War didn't scare me. I just didn't want to go all the way-hell over there to fight one. I had a reputation after that--I pretended I shot myself by accident, but everyone knew. I never did lose that reputation, but now most everyone is dead, and y'all ain't got any stories from them, so you have to believe mine by default: They were cowards, too. Everyone is."

"Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy."

"The philosophy of protectionism is a philosophy of war."
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"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."


"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."


"The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats."


"Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it."


"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."
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