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Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

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"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

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A.E. Samaan

"Never let your tiny age misguide you to think the time is not yet up. Get up and do it at any age."

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A.E. Samaan

"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."

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A.E. Samaan

"The golden age is before us, not behind us."

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A.E. Samaan

"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn."

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A.E. Samaan

"It is not well to make great changes in old age."

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A.E. Samaan

"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."

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A.E. Samaan

"I am older than your age and younger than your body."

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A.E. Samaan

"There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity."

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A.E. Samaan

"Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age."

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A.E. Samaan

"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Life is just a bowl of pits."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

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