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"It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor."
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"If you will always remember your age and forget your dream, you will live great years and narrow impacts will come out of it."
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"It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time."
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"How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete."
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"It has been claimed at times that our modern age of technology facilitates dictatorship."
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"The music that I play and that I like is traditional music, maybe it's because of my age."
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"With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."
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"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."
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"You can only be twice someone's age once."
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"In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia."
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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
Parents
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Parents
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Age
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
Car
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Drink
"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
Gay
"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"
Ugly
"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
Sex
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
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