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"I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair."
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"It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?"
Woman
"If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community, there's nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life."
Home
"I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to get good child care. Not a lot of women have that."
Woman
"Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone."
People
"I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun."
Harm
"I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom."
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"I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice."
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"I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork."
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"I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts."
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"I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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Personal Development
"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development
"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."
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Personal Development
"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development
"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development
"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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