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"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
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"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
"White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high."
"Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving."
"Conservation is an American value, and it is lacking from this bill."
"We can survive as a population only if we conserve, develop sustainably, and protect the world's resources."
"The whole of the situation of the Conservative Party today springs from that night when they dismissed the best prime minister the country had had since Churchill."
"A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution" the old one."
"I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game."
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"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."
"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen."
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