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Johnny Vegas

"When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that."

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"When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that."

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"You celebrate what works and you take tender care of what doesn't, with lotion, polish, and kindness."

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"Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough."

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"I cannot cure myself of that most woeful of youth's follies - thinking that those who care about us will care for the things that mean much to us."

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"In her head is war. All the time just war. I put her to bed. I bring peace to the world."

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"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."
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"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."
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"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
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