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Woody Allen

"The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever."

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"The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Woody Allen
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

Love

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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

God

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"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."

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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."

Food

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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

Life

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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."

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"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."

Life

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"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

Life

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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"

Dream

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Woody Allen
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

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Aberjhani

"Look to the Lord and the power of His grace."

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Aberjhani

"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."

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Aberjhani

"Every formula of every religion has in this age of reason, to submit to the acid test of reason and universal assent."

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Aberjhani

"Freedom of religion is not enough; we need the extinction of it, because no one has turned to be a religious by their own choice."

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Aberjhani

"One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex."

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Aberjhani

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."

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Aberjhani

"All ministries, therefore, must be subjected to this test-if they do not glorify Christ, they are not of the Holy Spirit."

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Aberjhani

"Religion comes not where reign fundamentalism and authoritarianism."

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Aberjhani

"Soul winning for Christ Jesus is a great business everyone must endeavor to start and keep it diligently."

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Aberjhani

"Religion is a set of rituals."

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