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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"To get matured, you must have an education in the School of Solitude!"

"Happiness is not defined by how much money you possess."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."


"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."


"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."


"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."


"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."
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