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"I just took the idea that King Kong was too big for everything and reversed it and put George in a land of giants, which is basically what every kid goes through anyway - that, you know, the world is made for grownups, for tall people, for the giants."
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"I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career."


"I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office."


"You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply."


"So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things that you wished you could do: like fly; like have a car that flies; like have furniture that is alive."


"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."


"I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs."


"The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math."


"And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics."
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