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"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."

"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."

"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."

"We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it."

"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."

"So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig."

"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."

"If you can get the proper definition of trouble, then we can find out who the real troublemakers are."
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"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

"It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there."

"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people."

"I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country."

"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."

"If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."

"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."

"The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for."

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
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