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"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
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"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."

"But generally speaking, I felt to engage in the political process was to sully oneself to such a degree that whatever came out wasn't worth the trouble put in."

"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."

"If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble."

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."

"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."

"I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits."

"There are nights when you can feel stale because you've fallen into a pattern by touring too much, but it's easy to get out of it by deliberately getting in trouble and playing yourself into a corner to then see if you can get out of it."
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"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."


"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."


"I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country."


"If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."


"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."


"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people."


"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."


"The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for."


"It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there."
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