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"The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you."

"A tree fears an axe even though its handle is made from it."

"As the ironist does not have the new within his power, it might be asked how he destroys the old, and to this it must be answered: he destroys the given actuality by the given actuality itself."

"Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same."

"A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public."

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"Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible."

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"If better were within, better would come out."

"Get money when you don't need it, so you can use it when you need to."

"When we are young, we want to be old and for things to change. When we are old, we want to be young and for things to go back to the way they were."

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