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Larry David

"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

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"In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year."
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"I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab."
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"Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy."
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"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate."
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"It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time."
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