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"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
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"Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip."

"The Roswell incident, for instance, had over three hundred witnesses - some describing the bodies, some the craft, some the military procedures. Were they all perpetuating their own lives in a myth?"

"It is considered a major sin to break a contract, if you agreed, especially with military situations."

"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight."

"Being the commander of a Ruminarii war vessel meant that he had risen to the rank by means of assassination and ruthlessness and was therefore implicitly distrusted by the Tidhii Mah'k'hai (Naval Command, that is The Queen Of Suth Herself.) He was expected to mete out, in generous portions, brutality to conquered subjects and to act swiftly and mercilessly in dealing with alien encounters. In short, he was expected to be a bad example."
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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
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