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"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
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"A minor request," said Mazer. "Let's not refer to it as the training cage. 'Training' sounds laborious and regimented. Soldiers groan at the word. These men joined the IF to fight, sir. Let's call it the Battle Room."
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"The vast majority of prisoners at Abu Ghraib, even after interrogation, had no further intel value whatsoever."
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"You know as well as I do that counterinsurgency is a very nuanced type of military operation."
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"I received my parents' permission and went into the Navy on June 3, 1941."
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"We made air attacks on the Japanese anchorage, sinking and damaging several vessels. However, the Japanese were alerted to the fact that American carriers were nearby."
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"I visited the Chinese side last year. The Chinese are in a constant state of military readiness. They have all their nuclear weapons in the area, presumably trained on targets across the border."
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"The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution."
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People
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Home
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Time
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
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