"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."

Military, Training

23

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."

Exlpore more Military quotes

"The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution."

John F. Kennedy, American President

Military, Problems, Solution, Today

"Being the commander of a Ruminarii war vessel meant that he had risen to the rank by means of assassination and ruthlessness and was therefore implicitly distrusted by the Tidhii Mah'k'hai (Naval Command, that is The Queen Of Suth Herself.) He was expected to mete out, in generous portions, brutality to conquered subjects and to act swiftly and mercilessly in dealing with alien encounters. In short, he was expected to be a bad example."

Christina Engela, South African Author

Military, Assassination, Trust, Leadership, Fear

"A minor request," said Mazer. "Let's not refer to it as the training cage. 'Training' sounds laborious and regimented. Soldiers groan at the word. These men joined the IF to fight, sir. Let's call it the Battle Room."

Orson Scott Card, American Writer

Military, Training, Battle, War

"If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them."

Sun Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

Military, Tactics, Strategy, Separation, Power

"Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime."

Alphonse Allais, French Writer

Military, Mortality, Statistics

"It is a major sin to break a contract, especially in military situations."

John Walker Lindh, American Criminal

Military, Sin

"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."

Joseph Heller, American Novelist

Military, Pretty, Service

"One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all."

Sun Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

Military, Strength, Independence, Power, Strategy

"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight."

Barry Goldwater, American Politician

Military,

"Blinker Hall, operating on the quaint theory that the Navy might be needed for battle and that whatever increased the ship's efficiency was a criterion for change, had continued trampling on the toes of orthodoxy."

Barbara Tuchman, American Historian

Military, Navy, Tradition, Change, Efficiency

Explore more quotes by Jay London

"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."

Time

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

Hair

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

Music

"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

Family

"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

Information

"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."

Identity

23

Standard

Customized

Exlpore more Military quotes

"The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution."

"A minor request," said Mazer. "Let's not refer to it as the training cage. 'Training' sounds laborious and regimented. Soldiers groan at the word. These men joined the IF to fight, sir. Let's call it the Battle Room."

"If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them."

"Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime."

"It is a major sin to break a contract, especially in military situations."

"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."

"One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all."

"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight."

"Blinker Hall, operating on the quaint theory that the Navy might be needed for battle and that whatever increased the ship's efficiency was a criterion for change, had continued trampling on the toes of orthodoxy."

Explore more quotes by Jay London

"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"

"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"

"I was born nine months premature."

"People read me but they don't subscribe."

"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."