"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."

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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."

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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."

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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."

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"To some degree it matters who's in office, but it matters more how much pressure they're under from the public."

Noam Chomsky, American Activist

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"In the Astronaut Office we're never totally out of training, we always keep our hand in it. But after five years, things have changed and so it's been good to get back into the flow and relearn a lot of things."

Linda M. Godwin, American Astronaut

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"The studio didn't ask them to learn their trade, they just worked them, and when that personality or that gimmick or whatever they had ran dry at the box office, they were dropped and out."

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"Vote Smart has sent out thirty thousand questionnaires to every candidate running for office."

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"Martial arts just normally would not draw me to the box office."

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"I find it exhausting to administer a magazine without an office or paid staff."

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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."

Being

"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."

Guilt

"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."

Internet

"It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity."

Time

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Iraq

"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

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"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."

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"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."

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"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

Money