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"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
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"If you win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month."
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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"When you're out of office, you can be a statesman."
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"A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants."
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"It is hypocritical that Republicans can call any President "polarizing" after what Bush and the Republican Party did during his 8 years in office."
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"The studio didn't ask them to learn their trade, they just worked them, and when that personality or that gimmick or whatever they had ran dry at the box office, they were dropped and out."
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"What troubles me is not that movie stars run for office, but that they find it easy to get elected. It should be difficult. It should be difficult for millionaires, too."
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"The office of presbyters is a permanent one."
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"I got a script sent to me at this office and I got a call from a woman - Universal's doing a snowboarding movie. I'm not in it yet, but I'm supposed to meet with the director in New York soon. I'm waiting to hear back from them."
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"I'm very proud of what we've done with the State University and the City University. They're totally different institutions than they were when I took office."
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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."
Man
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Marriage
"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
Time
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Education
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
People
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
Being
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Parenting
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