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"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
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"There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration."
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"In general, any incoming administration must carefully examine ('vet') its nominees for high public office."
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"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were."
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"Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom."
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"I was considering running for political office."
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"I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5."
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"Well, that's the - the removal from office and removal of the Ten Commandments were two different issues."
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"I broke up the band in the office in Gerrard Street."
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"As a kid, we would drive up and down 77 North - that's our highway - there would be office buildings on the side of the highway and I'd be like, that's what my house is going to look like when I get older. I'm going to start making my house look like this."
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"Because of an adulterous affair I shall leave office in November."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
Marriage
"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
Global warming
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
Money
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
Parenting
"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."
Truth
"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"
Marriage
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
Man
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