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"There's so much to becoming a woman."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind."

"Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one."

"Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible."

"With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That's what a movie is all about."

"Being in drag for three months - I now have an idea of what women go through. At least maybe a little."

"The first day of shooting I walk up to Christopher Walken, and I said, Should I call you Mr. Walken or Chris? He goes, "Call me Flash.""
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