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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."
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"I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff-box from an emperor."
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"The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class."
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"And though it is much to be a nobleman, it is more to be a gentleman."
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"Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future."
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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."
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"Dinah had all the class."
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"I was probably the first kid in my high school to go to Yale. I applied almost as a lark. Then, when I got there, I was the dumbest person in your class."
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"I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers."
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"To the first class belong the Gospels and Acts; to the second, the Epistles; to the third, the Revelation."
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"A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion."
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"If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately."
Class

"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
Dumb

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Love

"I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer."
Thought

"I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist."
Friendship

"Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time."
Humor

"I go to work the minute I open my eyes."
Work

"If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time."
Humor

"Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid."
Class

"People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life."
Life
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