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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"When life gives you pain, give life your unconditional love."
"You, your thoughts, and your imagination control the doorway to happiness. Service to the humanity is key to that doorway."
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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