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"The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies."
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"So give up negative thinking and realize your potential."
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Personal Development

"What we think, we act."
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Personal Development

"What we dwell on much with our mind sinks into our heart and shapes our life."
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Personal Development

"Positive expectations create a positive life."
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Personal Development

"It is highly important to always know whether your daily thoughts are working for you or against you."
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Personal Development

"Pretend those around you are deaf to your words. Let your actions speak and communicate your feelings and intentions. This way of living ensures the potency of your message is delivered and serves as a gauge against our verbal nonsense."
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Personal Development

"Fear of failure is expressed in negative goal-setting, indecisiveness, and fear of adverse consequences."
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Personal Development

"You are crazy how?? Just delete everything around you, starting from friends, bus, objects and everything delete everything leave space and delete our planet what do you see?? Yourself, there and laughing like an crazy mental guy! - So I proved that you are crazy."
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Personal Development

"Joblessness sets you free psychologically."
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Personal Development

"The future is greatly different than your life now, the actions that you take must also be greatly different. You cannot do the same thing and get something different."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
Humor

"You know that old phrase 'Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it'? Well, I think those who remember the past are even worse off."
Reflection

"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
Happiness

"It's the last frontier to conquer, other people, strangers, the jungle of their arms and legs, hair and skin, the smells and moans that is everybody you haven't done. The great unknowns. The last forest to devastate. Here's everything you've only imagined."
Love

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."
Life

"If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't."
Life

"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
People

"First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life."
Family

"You'd be surprised just how fast you can close the door on your past. Learn needlepoint. Make a stained-glass lamp."
Growth

"In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor."
Humor
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