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"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
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"I try not to play two days in succession. I usually try to space it so I have a day in between."

"Why do I need succession planning? I'm very alert, I'm very vibrant. I have no intention to retire."

"Personal savings accounts to me are one of the most powerful things, not necessarily in saving, solvency, or bankruptcy of the program, but in guaranteeing, the words I used a few minutes ago, a safe and secure retirement for our seniors."

"I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement."

"The rolling contract was designed to specifically take away some of that retirement talk and retirement issue."

"From today I am no longer a racing driver. I'm retired and I am very happy."

"Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book."

"Having now finished the work assigned me, I retire from the great theatre of Action; and bidding an Affectionate farewell to this August body under whose orders I have so long acted, I here offer my Commission, and take my leave of all the employments of public life. (Address to Congress on Resigning Commission Dec 23, 1783)"
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
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