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"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
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"Though Congress continues to explore possible solutions to ensure social security solvency, everyone must take personal responsibility to prepare their own retirement savings accordingly."
"From today I am no longer a racing driver. I'm retired and I am very happy."
"There's a lot we can do to improve American's retirement security, but it's wrong to replace the guaranteed benefit that Americans have earned with a guaranteed benefit cut of forty percent or more."
"I am not really retired, and may never be completely, but I can't think of a better place to contemplate retirement than New York City."
"Why do I need succession planning? I'm very alert, I'm very vibrant. I have no intention to retire."
"Since Social Security faces a large gap between what it promises younger workers and what it can afford to pay them, private savings will likely need to play a larger role in retirement planning for younger workers."
"Personal savings accounts to me are one of the most powerful things, not necessarily in saving, solvency, or bankruptcy of the program, but in guaranteeing, the words I used a few minutes ago, a safe and secure retirement for our seniors."
"Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book."
"The rolling contract was designed to specifically take away some of that retirement talk and retirement issue."
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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
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