"I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman."

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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."

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"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."

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"I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being."

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