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"In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right."

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"We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money."

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"Just let the wardrobe do the acting."

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"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."

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"When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women."

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"I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that."

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"My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing."

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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."

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"I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy."

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"There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television."

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