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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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Personal Development
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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Personal Development
"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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Personal Development
"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."
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Personal Development
"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
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Personal Development
"I played a scene at the end of my first year, and that's how I was discovered."
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Personal Development
"Just what you want to be, you will be in the end."
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Personal Development
"Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean."
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Personal Development
"I'm completely optimistic - I know the end is coming!"
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Personal Development
"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."
Business
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
God
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
Love
"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.""
Mother
"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."
People
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
End
"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."
People
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."
Education
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
American
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
Father
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