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"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
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"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"Once you became associated with a children's show, you're finished."
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"There are those who want to believe but can't, and there are those who believe as children and it's no problem for them at all."
"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
"Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception."
"If you've got a lot of children, I think you let the other children bring them up more and you just sort of step in and do stuff like every now and again."
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"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."
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"The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers."
"I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it."
"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."
"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
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