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"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
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"Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?"
"Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate themselves."
"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."
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"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."
"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."
"Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do."
"It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time."
"I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally."
"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
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