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"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"There is no overt rivalry among our children."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"When our Lord says, we must be converted and become as little children, I suppose he means also, that we must be sensible of our weakness, comparatively speaking, as a little child."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
Programming
"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
Children
"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."
Life
"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
College
"For my next trick I will make everyone understand me."
Will
"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."
Living
"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
Right
"On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."
Appearance
"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."
Taste
"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
Israel
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