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"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
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"Sharpen and trust your judgement: learn when spending is a shrewd investment and when it is merely an indulgence."
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"Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering."
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"Some people will each start investing more of their salary on 'their' house and spending less of it on 'their' car or cars only when they start being able to take 'their' house to work, funerals, weddings, etc."
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"Don't think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money."
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"The poor want a few dollars more - the rich focus on making more."
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"The only thing that counts in life is solid, material assets. It's no time for theories when everything is falling to pieces around us."
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"Do you want to retire early rich or retire late poor? Cosmic Ordering answers the first question!"
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"Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably, the man who respects it has earned it."
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"Don't spend your money on luxuries. Save it and secure a safe future. Don't crave for quick satisfaction."
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"If you solely focus only on financial survival then that is where you will always be."
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"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves."
Boxing

"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
Money

"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
Life

"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
Time

"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom."
Wisdom

"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."
Man

"America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
America

"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."
Living

"My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere."
Mother

"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
Will
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