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"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
Men
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
Mother
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Men
"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
Children
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
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"There would never have been a British Ballet without Diaghilev. He had a wonderful influence."
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"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
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"You can't drink on an eight hour flight, pass out, and then go onstage... well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet."
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"Classical ballet will never die."
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"I've got no plans to be a ballet dancer at the moment."
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"I wanted to be a ballet teacher."
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"I toured the Middle Eastern countries with the ballet."
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"I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater."
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"Ballet is completely unnatural to the body, just being turned-out... it's not the way your body is supposed to function, so you actually train your body to be a different structure than you were born with."
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"In fact, ballet companies did not exist in the Midwest when I was a child."
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