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"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
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"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."

"If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts."

"There would never have been a British Ballet without Diaghilev. He had a wonderful influence."

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"I grew up in the theater and danced ballet atrociously."
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