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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."
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"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."
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"I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss."
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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."
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"Irony, we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us."
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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."
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"With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity."
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"If every woman had a direwolf, men would be much sweeter."
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"Happiness is a big joke, let us laugh at it loud."
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"A peaceful refuge in which to rediscover each other, we thought,, not realizing that, while golf and fishing are Scotland's most popular outdoor sports, gossip is the most popular indoor sport."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
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