"Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court."

Irony, Life, Conflict, Chance

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"Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court."

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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

Irony, Values, Wealth, Gold

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Irony, Truth, Life, Wisdom

"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Irony, Humor, Heaven, Hell, Logic

"Her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it."

Henry James, American Writer

Irony, Smile, Charm, Personality, Wit

"Don't underestimate the value of irony-it is extremely valuable."

Henry James, American Writer

Irony, Truth, Observation, Wisdom

"Do you get the irony? Who is now talking about, who ain't serious? Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that? Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Irony, Truth, Power, Wisdom

"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

Lois Greiman, American Author

Irony, Intelligence, Commonsense, Humor

"The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

Irony, Laughter, Sadness

"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

Irony, Writing, Design, Preference

"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Irony, School, Memory, Regret, Youth

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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."

Time, Marriage, Expectation, Reality

"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."

Intelligence, Reality, Observation, Humor

"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."

Marriage, Humor, Reality, Relationship

"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."

Family, Humor, Reality, Irony

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."

Judgment, Stupidity, Justice, Consequence

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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."

"Her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it."

"Don't underestimate the value of irony-it is extremely valuable."

"Do you get the irony? Who is now talking about, who ain't serious? Oh, we gonna do that and that and that and that? Yeah, yeah You just wanna trick me one more time."

"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

"The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same."

"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

"I have forgotten all about my school days. I have a vague impression that they were detestable."

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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."

"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."

"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."

"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."

"He's just a flash in the pants."

"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."

"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."

"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."