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"Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip."
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"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."
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"The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them."
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"Gossip, even when it avoids the sexual, bears around it a faint flavor of the erotic."
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"But if you look at teams that want to share more revenues, they're teams that don't have a lot on the table. They've long since not had any serious investment in their team."
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"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
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"Let's gossip.... let's tell everyting about us...."
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"We call talking about other people's personal lives 'gossip' only if we aren't or weren't part of the conversation."
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"Rumours voiced by women come to nothing."
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"Gossip is more popular than literature."
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"Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
Humor
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
Humor
"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
Family
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Woman
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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