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"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny."

"Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."
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"I'm a bit of a nerd, I wouldn't mind working in a shop selling records, or having a radio show where I could play obscure singles."

"There is this stereotype of Icelanders all believing in spirits, and I've played up to that a bit in interviews."

"Now that rock is turning 50, it's become classical in itself. It's interesting to see that development."

"When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at me because they thought I was weird. I never got that in London no matter what I wore."

"The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy."

"I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur, but maybe I can be a spokesperson for people who aren't normally interested in politics."

"It's incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it is tricky for them to take care of themselves."
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