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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
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"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."
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"As it is the characteristic of great wits to say much in few words, so small wits seem to have the gift of speaking much and saying nothing."
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"Since philosophy now criticizes everything it comes across, a critique of philosophy would be nothing less than a just reprisal."
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"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose."
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"Even if you have nothing to write, write and say so."
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"Nothing endures but personal qualities."
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"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."
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"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."
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"Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable."
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"Nothing like a little judicious levity."
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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
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"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
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"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
Architecture
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
Country
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Money
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
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"Love is a promise delivered already broken."
Love
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
Nothing
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Day
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
Funny
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