top of page

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Nothing quotes

"Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable."

"It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing."

"The words of my book nothing, the drift of it everything."

"Propositions show what they say: tautologies and contradictions show that they say nothing."

"There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence."

"Posthumous charities are the very essence of selfishness when bequeathed by those who, even alive, would part with nothing."

"We carve out risk-free lives where nothing happens."
Explore more quotes by Steve Martin


"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."


"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."


"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."


"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."


"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
bottom of page