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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
Power
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
Mind
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Marriage
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
Poor
"Humor is reason gone mad."
Humor
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Art
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
Man
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
Life
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