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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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"If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself."

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"Let's stop pretending we can arrest our way to safety and security. Despite all the fine work that policemen and women do, we have got to find other solutions to deter crime."

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
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