top of page
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke

"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue."

Standard 
 Customized
"Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue."

Exlpore more Family quotes

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"We come into the world through a man and a woman. But life blessings us with many fathers and mothers."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"A new baby is a bundle of hope, a smiling imagination, and a dancing dreams."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"The real beauty of a house is always the happiness inside that house!"

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"A philanderer cannot be a parent - a parent cannot be a philanderer."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"A healthy world is made of healthy nations. A healthy nation is made of healthy families. And a healthy family can only be raised on the foundation of a monogamous relationship."

Quote_1.png
Asa Don Brown

"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."

Explore more quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There's more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it's awfully close to human."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire."
Quote_1.png
P. J. O'Rourke
"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
bottom of page