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"I was born nine months premature."
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"We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band for at least 3 months. If it took him that long to be comfortable we probably would need double the amount, but It's just not financially possible to do so."
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"I had been, you know, held in the closet for two months and, you know, abused in all manner of ways. I was very good at doing what I was told."
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"We're travelling for about nine-and-a-half months a year."
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"Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated more stuff - they usually videotape you while you're reading it - so they'll incorporate some gestures and some facial expressions into it."
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"Once I was condemned to three months' absolute silence. As I could not speak, I wrote a book."
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"Eight months later, having left Columbia, I was studying physics in a summer program and working in Colorado when I decided to enroll as a graduate student in biophysics."
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"Many of the articles printed over the last few months have ended up painting a picture of me that is more than a little distorted."
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"I say that I played a doorstop in Dune because I remember standing around a lot. I was down there for months."
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"Jo left me a few months ago for 10 days. I get this note: I'll come back when the real Ronnie comes back."
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"I think we were probably playing live for about 12 months before we got a recording deal."
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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
Thought
"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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