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"Jo left me a few months ago for 10 days. I get this note: I'll come back when the real Ronnie comes back."
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"We'll probably be working on another album in the next few months here."
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"I say that I played a doorstop in Dune because I remember standing around a lot. I was down there for months."
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"We started training a month before the movie started and then by five months in, we were at our peak shape."
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"And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality with this golden thing in your hands. You put it in the office and then you just have to look at it sitting on the shelf. And, after about two weeks, you go: 'What is that doing there?'"
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"It was exactly what was released two months later with the exception of a couple of reaction shots which we went back in to get. I liked the movie very much and asked him what the studio's problem was. I felt that he was at a point where they might have worn him down."
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"I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with."
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"For the last 20 months, I've just been going from one hospital to another."
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"You know, that's kind of the thing, I can't freestyle and I used to always wonder why I couldn't, and when I would try once out of every six months, but I was always a great writer!"
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"Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections."
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"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
Army
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
Music
"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Hair
"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
Military
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
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