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"I was born nine months premature."
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"I hitchhiked, took trucks 'n' trains - anything that would pick me up. I stopped in Memphis for about six months and they found me and come got me. Stayed about a month an' split again."
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"Six months later I was in Paris. I was 16, and it all started to happen."
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"I've been campaigning for 17 of the last 24 months. I'm ready to legislate and not campaign."
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"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."
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"So that's what's going on right now, and I'm looking to put out an album within the next six months."
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"Eight months later, having left Columbia, I was studying physics in a summer program and working in Colorado when I decided to enroll as a graduate student in biophysics."
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"I'll look back and I'd be better to answer that in about three months from now. Or when the movie comes out and I see it. I don't even know what it is yet. I've still been in the middle of it."
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"I was born nine months premature."
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"We started training a month before the movie started and then by five months in, we were at our peak shape."
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"About two months ago I finished a gospel tour."
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"People read me but they don't subscribe."
People
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
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"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
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