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"I was born nine months premature."
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"We'll probably be working on another album in the next few months here."
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"I say that I played a doorstop in Dune because I remember standing around a lot. I was down there for months."
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"And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality with this golden thing in your hands. You put it in the office and then you just have to look at it sitting on the shelf. And, after about two weeks, you go: 'What is that doing there?'"
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"I signed to Def Jam and within two months, I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with."
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"For the last 20 months, I've just been going from one hospital to another."
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"You know, that's kind of the thing, I can't freestyle and I used to always wonder why I couldn't, and when I would try once out of every six months, but I was always a great writer!"
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"So that's what's going on right now, and I'm looking to put out an album within the next six months."
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"We became somewhat household names really quickly, within a matter of - what? - three, four months. So it's hard to get used to, and it's really sometimes hard to understand."
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"We don't pump out albums eight months apart from each other."
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"In 1958, we decided to go to Australia. We were there for six months, and all the shows went well."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
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"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
Girlfriend

"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"
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"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
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"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
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"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."
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"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity

"People read me but they don't subscribe."
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