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"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."
May,
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"Most redoubted lord and right sovereign cousin, may the Almighty Lord have you in his keeping."

"The best way to investigate the elusive phenomenon called the creative process may well be to target all the misconceptions, to explain what the creative process is not."
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"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."

"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."

"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
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