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"The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time."
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"You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget."
"Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."
"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive."
"Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away."
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"If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth."
"The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep."
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