top of page
"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
Dumb,
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Dumb quotes

"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
Dumb,

"I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry."

"I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that."
Dumb,

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
Dumb,

"Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."

"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

"Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years."
Explore more quotes by Lisa Kudrow

"Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that."

"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."

"I actually made an effort to reject acting, to shove it out of my body, because I didn't want my kids to have an actress as a mother-to have, like, a silly person."

"Christina Ricci is amazing, the most professional actor I think I've ever met. You can be chatting with her and when they call action, she's right there."

"We treat sex so casually and use it for everything but what it is-which is ultimately making another human being with thoughts and feelings and rights."

"On network TV, I'm still Phoebe to people, and it would be hard to convince them otherwise in the bright lights of a sitcom."

"Watching a person lose their dignity used to be uncomfortable, and now it's an expected part of the program that we're becoming comfortable with."

"I'll accept being Phoebe to people for a while longer, given how much fun it was. That's totally fair."

"One fantasy is that I just do a Don Roos movie every year if that's possible. If he'd have me."
bottom of page