"Destruction was calm, almost content- would he next break out in song like a Disney princess?"

Absurdity, Destruction, Irony, Calm

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"Destruction was calm, almost content- would he next break out in song like a Disney princess?"

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"Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make. 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever. 9. You're going to order that? Seriously?10. You're how old?"

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"Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered."

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"Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her."

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