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Steven Wright

"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me."

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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

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"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."

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"Never be afraid to stand with the minority when the minority is right, for the minority which is right will one day be the majority."

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"So, once I get writing I really try and put five to eight hours a day in my room with a guitar to really try and come up with stuff that feels interesting enough to me to keep it."

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"I don't think you ever think that you have made it but I did take a look at myself one day and think back to when I was a little girl and it was nice to know that I had at least made it this far."

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"Every day I get more and more honest."

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