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William Jennings Bryan, American Lawyer

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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."

"Never be afraid to stand with the minority when the minority is right, for the minority which is right will one day be the majority."

"So, once I get writing I really try and put five to eight hours a day in my room with a guitar to really try and come up with stuff that feels interesting enough to me to keep it."

"I don't think you ever think that you have made it but I did take a look at myself one day and think back to when I was a little girl and it was nice to know that I had at least made it this far."

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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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