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"Well, for the My Generation album, there was nothing to be nervous about in them days. We used to take every day as it came. Every day was just a gig and I think we did the recording between gigs literally."

"What really happened was one day I decided to write a new kind of play."

"I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit."

"We all get so caught up in our day-to-day lives and have so many gripes. But when you see the way others live and how they make the best of it, you'll realize how lucky you are."
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"The great day of the Fire-eater - or, should I say, the day of the great Fire-eater - has passed."

"There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks."
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"Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'"


"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."


"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."


"When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'"
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