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Steven Wright

"The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me."

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"Well, for the My Generation album, there was nothing to be nervous about in them days. We used to take every day as it came. Every day was just a gig and I think we did the recording between gigs literally."

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"Today or any day that phone may ring and bring good news."

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"I've learned to relax more. Everybody feels pressure in what they do, maybe mine is just a little different because there doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to accomplish what I want to."

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"What really happened was one day I decided to write a new kind of play."

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"I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit."

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"We all get so caught up in our day-to-day lives and have so many gripes. But when you see the way others live and how they make the best of it, you'll realize how lucky you are."

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"We have had a very severe frost and deep snow this month. My thermometer was one day fourteen degrees and a half below the freezing point, within doors."

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"But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through."

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"The great day of the Fire-eater - or, should I say, the day of the great Fire-eater - has passed."

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"There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks."

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