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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."
"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
"I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun!"
"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
Explore more quotes by Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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