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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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Personal Development
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development
"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."
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Personal Development
"Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an hour more per day with the kids than working fathers do."
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Personal Development
"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."
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Personal Development
"I'll probably make loads of plans, and then just sit around on my bottom all day long and do nothing."
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Personal Development
"He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done."
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"I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Baby
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
Humor
"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."
Irony
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