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"Don't get too lost in consumerism or materialism. As for ownership, the ultimate test of it is were you born with it and can you take it with you when you leave?"
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"Often the truth is in front of your face, but your eyes and heart are so full of lies that you can't see it."
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"It's always the mind that needs quietening and the heart that needs listening to."
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"Come on, let your silly egotistical self be gone! And then only THAT WHICH IS will be shown."
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"You should be aware of fake friends because it is the hardest to be aware of."
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"Oh, to awake from dreaming!"
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"The rich world likes and wishes to believe that someone, somewhere, is doing something for the Third World. For this reason, it does not inquire too closely into the motives or practices of anyone who fulfills, however vicariously, this mandate."
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"Suspicion of Abuse gets to your toes before you see it in your face."
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"Beware of your thoughts, for they are not YOU!"
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"Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
Humor


"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
Car


"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman


"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family


"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family


"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional


"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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