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"War didn't scare me. I just didn't want to go all the way-hell over there to fight one. I had a reputation after that--I pretended I shot myself by accident, but everyone knew. I never did lose that reputation, but now most everyone is dead, and y'all ain't got any stories from them, so you have to believe mine by default: They were cowards, too. Everyone is."

"Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy."

"The philosophy of protectionism is a philosophy of war."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."


"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."


"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."


"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."


"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."


"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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