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Christmas Quotes


"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."


"On this Christmas, may you experience the joy of new beginnings, the peace of the season, and the love of family and friends!"


"May this Christmas season bring you closer to your dreams, fill your heart with love, and guide you towards a bright and prosperous new year!"


"May this Christmas be a time of reflection, gratitude, and new beginnings. Wishing you peace, love, and joy throughout the holiday season!"


"Christmas is not something that sprang from the musings of some person who creatively devised caricatures of elves, spiraling candy canes, visions of a magical city whose foundation was nestled in the far reaches of the North Pole, or embellishments of a kindly bishop spun by myth into a bearded old man in a red suit."
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