"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."

"I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long."

"In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems."

"Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability."

"Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live."

"All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems."

"I was so cold the other day, I almost got married."

"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience."