"I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you."

"Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight."

"You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might."

"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars."

"I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire."

"I've really learned a lot, really learned a lot, love is like a stove, burns you when it's hot."

"Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you, mercy."

"I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me."