"All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me."

"Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line."

"To be the man, you gotta beat the man!"

"I'm every woman's dream and every man's nightmare."

"None of this was written to hurt anybody's feelings."

"When somebody has convinced you that you're not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself."

"I can take more punishment than anyone in the business."