"Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits."

"I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend."

"Today, charting your own course isn't just more necessary than ever before. It's also much easier - and much more fun."

"I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute."

"For the first few years we paid all the bills first and divided what was left as salary. Sometimes that was $50 a week."