"I have a rude thought every three seconds!"

"I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too."

"If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'"

"There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird."

"I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head."

"I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer."

"I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!"

"My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!"