"Life is too short not to do a little practical joking."

"I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys."

"Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men."

"I think men are a beautiful creation."

"At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it."